Funniest sign seen in any store so far

[shalanna]

Funniest sign seen in any store A free German Shepherd or Lab puppy--one of the LARGE breeds

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[sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com]

I would have KILLED for that sign when I worked in a shopping mall pet shop when I was 19. As it is, I now just threaten to feed unescorted children to my carnivorous plants: the plants are too small to take one whole child, but that's when I pull out the pruning knives and the machete...

Your sign

[dennis-havens.livejournal.com]

This sign will find itself used in MUKO, probably in the issue of February 15. Maybe the 8th, if I can find a place for it. You will get full credit as the source and I will even pay, if you insist. Just keep in mind that MUKO currently is paying all artists, photographers and feature writers in 1987 Peruvian Intis, a lovely but utterly worthless currency. I cannot get around this, as it has been mandated by the Esperantujo Hotel Association.

Hope you soon take a look at my last blog entry, about why I should be running the CIA.

Dennis

[ramblin-phyl.livejournal.com]

The energy of a Jack Russell Terrior is more intimidating that a languid and loveable lab. My local coffee shop has the same sign.

The local bookstore has a sign that says unaccompanied children of any age (yes that's the college kids on spring break included) will be fed to the fire breathing dragon. Behind the counter lurked her wolf/malamute hybrid dog named Yeti. A real sweetie but when she stood up and put her paws on the counter she could look most parents in the eye. Shirley never had a problem with kids or shop lifting.

I miss that store.