I wouldn't want to have to DRESS UP or nothin'

[shalanna]

*sigh*

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[aibhinn.livejournal.com]

*falls over, snorting with laughter*

[neo-prodigy.livejournal.com]

*smacks forehead with palm*

Are you kidding me?

[shalanna.livejournal.com]

Found on the 'net. Promise--I'm not making this up. Who can make this stuff up?!

[pippit.livejournal.com]

Wow.

[ogre-san.livejournal.com]

Some jokes just write themselves...

[sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com]

So now I have a name to go with the face. You know, the face of the idiot doing 35 in the fast lane of Central Expressway in an oil-burning car held together with KLTY bumper stickers, pointing at the office towers and exclaiming "Waaaaal doggies! They done got buildings that are two stories high! I'll bet they got indoor shitters, too!"

[shalanna.livejournal.com]

Dressed up==wearing the flip-flops with the big plastic flower between the toes, not the "plain" ones

[dragovianknight.livejournal.com]

DRESSED UP for Walmart? Walmart is lucky that I'm wearing clothes at all.

[coneycat.livejournal.com]

Between the original post and this reply, I want you to know my office mate and I giggled for a good five minutes!

All dressed up

[dennismhavens.livejournal.com]

Good grief! I am going to have to use this in next week's MUKO.

Speaking of which, this week's issue has an article about someone selling her first novel, getting a $250K advance check, and reacting so loudly that she implodes not only her own house, but every building in Richardson as well. www.mukoesperantujo.com, page 2; you really should have a look.

[ladyjaguar.livejournal.com]

Well, I stopped worrying about my appearance the other day.

I'm back in college, and usually wear my "uniform of the day," which is jeans and a t-shirt and either lace-up shoes or my velcro-closing shoes.

At the campus shuttle bus stop the other day, there was a girl in flip-flops, pink PLAID capri pants, and a pukey green hoodie. Her pants weren't pulled up far enough, and her top wasn't pulled down enough, with the result that her quite doughy belly and love handles were in full view.

Um . . . yike.